30. Force all Hobby Lobby employees to go to church on Sunday.
A few weeks ago I went to Hobby Lobby on a Sunday.* They were closed so that their employees could enjoy a day of rest or faith or something with their family. Whatever, I bet that a bunch of Hobby Lobby employees-especially those from the frame department-were getting drunk and stoned on Saturday night. If these employees are going to get a free pass on Sunday, they should at least go to church.
* Despite going to Hobby Lobby on a Sunday, I am still proudly a heterosexual.