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Mary Fallin…Babe?

Back in the late '90's the clever non-moralists let it be known that they were not upset the President of the United States was unfaithful to his wife...they were upset that he was unfaithful to his wife with a girl who was not very attractive. It's all starting to make sense now.

According to, Oklahoma's district 5 representative, Mary Fallin, is one of the fifty most attractive people on Capitol Hill. More surprisingly, the list also includes dudes, so that makes her among the 25 most attractive women on the Hill. Ouch!

I'm not sure if it is the hairstyle straight of of the '80's, the Stepford wife smile that perpetually adorns her face, or a lack of competition that got her on the list. If she's among the best that D.C. has to offer, I would not suggest trolling the malls near the White House.

I did learn some interesting things from the article:

1. Rep. Fallin was an extra in a Molly Ringwald film. (Oddly, she could not remember the name of the film.)

2. She enjoys wearing "grubbies" from time to time.

3. "I've been complimented on the way I dress," Fallin said. (The article did not clarify that the compliment came from Laura Bush.)

4. When asked about what she looks for in a man: "[I like] honesty, kindness, compassion, generosity and, of course, it's nice when they're attractive too." It also doesn't hurt if they are married.

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