You may not have known it, but TheLostOgle.com has an email address. It's something like thelostogle at gmail.com. Since we don't have time to respond to the large volume of email we receive, I figured I would share some of the better ones here.
Does Dean Blevins have herpes?Linda C., Oklahoma City
We are not 100% sure. There is a 60% chance that Dean has some sort of STD, and an 80% chance that it is herpes. Of course fever blisters count as herpes, but 75% of the population consider those as good herpes. I would say there is a 95% chance that Dean gets fever blisters.