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Score Unreal Savings with the TLO Ryan Walters Anniversary Sale!

It’s officially the season of giving and all of that, so to show our appreciation to TLO readers, we’re proud to announce the first TLO Ryan Walters 50%-Off Anniversary Sale!

From now through Dec. 8th, we’re offering a 50% discount on all annual TLO Site Subscriptions!

That means you can get unlimited 24/7 access to all non-award-winning TLO content for as little as $29.99 for an entire year! That’s only $2.50 a month, which is less than a woke cup of coffee at the Harbor Mountain Coffee House in McAlester! 

But don’t keep the TLO Ryan Walters Anniversary Sale savings for yourself! 

We’re also happy to announce the launch of TLO Gift Subscriptions! 

Whether it’s a crazy uncle, poor college student, or the mistress who inspired your wife’s revenge affair, you can give the gift of TLO to anyone and everyone you know at the same 50% discount!

“Cool! But what does this have to do with Ryan Walters?”

Mr. Walters has driven TLO subscription growth in the 2020s like Amy McRee delivered eyeballs in the 2000s, so we thought it was only fitting to name the sale in his honor.

Well, unless he tries to sue us later. In that scenario, this very satirical sale name is inspired by Purdue football coach Ryan Walters.

“Wait. Isn’t your anniversary in May?”

Technically, but you see, most sales are after Christmas, but TLO’s is just before! Annual subscriptions are marked way down at savings you can’t ignore! So give the gift you know can’t fail with the TLO Ryan Walters 50%-Off Anniversary Sale!

To take advantage of this special sale, simply visit our products page, click the “Show Annual Subscriptions” button. and then choose how much money you want to give us. 

To buy a gift subscription, go to this page and follow the instructions. It's as easy as revoking a woke school district's accreditation!

Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.