After months and months of campaigning, pandering, and keeping the local TV news economy afloat with political ad spending, the 2026 Oklahoma gubernatorial race is still anyone’s to win or lose.
Well, that is if you’re a rich, white, Trump ass-kisser willing to spend a lot of your own money on campaign advertising.
According to a recent poll commissioned by YawnDoc (PDF), the race has devolved into an almost evenly split four-way orgy of white men who sound the same, look the same, and covet the same commercial airtime during Wheel of Fortune.