Chuck Norris may have died, but his spirit apparently lives on in the form of a rural high school principal from Oklahoma!
In the name of feel-good clickbait, I thought it would be nice to give a well-deserved standing ovation to Pauls Valley principal Kirk Moore.
In case you haven’t heard, he conjured his inner Walker, Texas Ranger and, while taking a shot to the leg, heroically thwarted some psycho school shooter’s attempt to turn Pauls Valley High School into yet another American tragedy.