Machowayne Mullin tried to swipe “Black People Aren’t Apes!” sign…

Well, there’s something new we can add to the things Machowayne Mullin sucks at – controlling his racism!

We learned this yesterday during Trump’s State of the Union address.

I guess Representative Al Green from Texas held up a sign that said “Black People Aren’t Apes” in response to that racist meme Trump shared a few weeks back.

This act of non-violent civil disobedience apparently clogged Marcuswayne's pipes, so he walked up to Green, confronted him, and angrily took a swipe at his sign. 

Here’s video of the encounter:

First of all, I like how Machowayne plays himself out to be some muscular former freak show ex MMA fighter, but he doesn’t even have the reflexes – or courage – to successfully swipe the guy's sign. Oh well, at least he didn’t crap his pants this time!

Second, what a piece of shit, huh? Some guy is protesting Trump’s blatant racism, and of course it’s some MAGA yahoo from Oklahoma running up to stop him. It’s both sad and fitting at the same time. 

Anyway, I’m not a producer on The Daily Show, so I don’t have access to what has to be a broad catalog of social media and cable news clips that show Marcuswayne defending the rights of conservatives to peacefully protest, but if I did, I would cut to one right now – maybe even a montage – to further illustrate his hypocrisy. After all that, I would then cut to his moronic, hypocritical response, where he basically pretended like nothing happened while criticizing democratic decorum. 

Yep, the angry white guy who tried to steal the “Black People Aren't Apes” sign, but didn’t have the courage or hand-size to do so, is accusing others of political theatre.

As I said earlier, what a piece of shit, huh?

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