It looks like Cupid has landed his arrow in the upcoming gubernatorial race!
According to a Valentine’s Week poll released by Pat McFarron – the conservative analyst, fixer, and sweetheart of the local ruling establishment – Gentner has romanced his way to a big lead in the crowded conservative field for governor.
Based on McFarron’s 600 cold calls to lonely hearts who still apparently answer their telephones, Gentner is leading the pack with 36% of the vote. Meanwhile, Charles “Banana Man” McCall, Chip Keating, and that Mike Mazzei guy were virtually tied, each stuck a shade under 15%.