The Illuminati needs to pick better basketball players to track and monitor!
That’s the first thing that popped into my head after reading Nolan Clay’s recent interview with Kyle Singler in the new and improved Oklahoman.
If you remember correctly, Singler — the former OKC air-mailer who may have accidentally traded basketball skills with that kid from Thunderstruck — was arrested in Buttcrack, Oklahoma last week after he reportedly attempted to strangle and threatened to rape his ex-girlfriend.