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Oklahoma Ag Lobby Targets Christian Keesee in New “Woke Panic” Campaign…

12:36 PM EDT on May 19, 2025

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Conservative Oklahoma special interest groups are hard at work forging a new local boogeyman for rural Derplahomans to fear!

Last week, a mysterious group that I think is associated or affiliated with the right-wing zealots at the Oklahoma Farm Bureau, Oklahoma Game Fowl Association, and/or the Oklahoma Inhumane Society for the Unethical Treatment of Animals launched an ad campaign warning local yahoos, mouth breathers, and other right-wing political partisans about a “wealthy liberal activist trying to turn Oklahoma into Wokelahoma.”

That guy’s name is Christian Keesee. He’s a philanthropist from the ancient Oklahoma oil overlord family House Kirkpatrick and leads their namesake foundation.