For a big, strong tough guy, Marcuswayne Mullin sure can be a scaredy cat when it comes to facing angry voters.
Earlier this week, KFOR’s Spencer Humphrey reported that “Machowayne” – a solid nickname I wish I had thought of earlier – held a virtual town hall to talk to voters about all the calculatedly chaotic changes happening in the federal government.
The only catch? To participate, voters had to be right-wing plants, pledge 100% loyalty to Mullin and Trump, and ask softball “preselected” questions that were specifically chosen to let Marcuswayne spew propaganda, spin talking points, and stick it to the libs.
Via KFOR:
Amid a wave of contentious town hall events across the country, Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin took a different approach Monday night, holding his town hall over the phone and allowing six handpicked callers to ask questions. The town hall lasted one hour from 6 to 7 p.m. on Monday. The chosen callers expressed support for both Mullin and President Trump when they spoke.
“I want to say thank you for the job you’re doing and to President Trump,” one caller said.
“We voted for you and appreciate the warriors that have some common sense,” another caller said.
Ah yes. Marcuswayne Mullin, the “common sense” political "warrior" ready to talk big... as long as the crowd’s pre-screened, the questions are scripted, and there’s no chance people will see him shit his pants.
If you ask me, the only thing Marcuswayne Mullin is a warrior of is hypocrisy.
He wields it like a heavy sword in a LARP battle, wildly swinging at anyone or anything that dares approach him—utterly lost in his fantasy, and – just like his secret rescue mission to Afghanistan – completely unaware of how ridiculous it makes him look.
Seriously, I know all politicians and people are hypocrites to a degree, but it’s like Marcuswayne’s entire existence is one big make-believe contradictory lie.
For example, he talks tough on social media, challenges people to fistfights in Senate hearings, and struts around the Capitol cosplaying as John Wayne—but the moment he might face an unscripted question or an unfiltered voter within shouting distance, poof, he disappears faster than The Duke walking off into the desert at the end of The Searchers!
Marcuswayne’s cowardice and hypocrisy aren’t just related to facing voters. They’re also on display whenever he defends his sugar mama Donald Trump.
For example, watch this clip where he tries to say that the Signal chat that revealed U.S. military attack plans to a freaking reporter didn’t involve “confidential material.”
Seriously, can you imagine how outraged Mullin would be if something like this happened under the Joe Biden administration?
He’d be running around on TV and social media in his cowboy hat and Lone Ranger mask calling for impeachment trials and public hangings, but when it involves his golden god Trump, there’s nothing to see here. Everything’s fine. We just have our best and brightest CC:ing news reporters on confidential military attack plans. Totally normal.
Mullin's entire stance on the issue exposes an absurd and ridiculous double standard, is an embarrassment to his office, and is almost as pathetic as, once again, announcing you’re going to have a town hall, but failing to mention you’re only taking pre-selected and authorized questions:
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