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TLO announces bid to sponsor OKC Cock Ring in new Oklahoma City Monopoly game…

10:45 AM EDT on March 12, 2025

Last week, Mayor McSelfie put on his top hat, mustache, and Mandela-effect monocle, took a ride on the Reading, and announced that Hasbro will be releasing an officially licensed Oklahoma City version of Monopoly.

You know, a localized take on the game that swaps out typical Monopoly properties for local landmarks and thoroughfares. Super clever stuff like switching Bricktown for Boardwalk, Myriad Gardens for Marvin Gardens, and Pennsylvania Ave. for, well, Pennsylvania Ave.

Here’s McSelfie’s Facebook post about it: