Because he’s an uninspiring, play-along, talking-point politician who parrots others and doesn’t have an original idea in his body, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt—desperate to stay relevant in his final lame-duck days—announced during his State of the State address that he’s launching his own little OKIE DOGE to whip Oklahoma’s fledgling, cash-strapped government into financial shape.
And after only a few months, the results of this churn—which will supposedly save taxpayers so much money—are already starting to roll in.
According to this News 9 piece that feels like sponsored propaganda, Stitt has already saved the state THOUSANDS of dollars. Even cooler, he now has his very own robot lawnmower army to serve as his personal faith militant.