Grab your tinfoil hats and pop some colloidal silver! Oklahoma lawmakers are working overtime this week to tackle moronic conspiracy theories that don’t even technically exist.
This Thursday, an Oklahoma Senate committee will waste taxpayer dollars discussing SB 430.
Introduced by the kind of pretty, definitely sane State Senator Kendal Sacchieri and famed State Rep. Brad “Colored Babies” Boles, the bill seeks to ban chemicals from being released into Oklahoma’s atmosphere by secret government agents, Freemasons, James Bond villains, lizard people, and all the other cartoonish masterminds allegedly out to control the weather in the most secretive and labor-intensive way possible.