On Friday night, while Mike and Marla Morgan were probably on a romantic Valentine’s date at Sushi Nekko, KFOR tapped famed triathlete Aaron Brackett to provide the nightly weather forecast.
For the most part, it was a routine affair—until they cut to the Haley’s Carpet SkyCam (or whatever) for a live shot of the city.
As Aaron was about to discuss the extra heat and humidity radiating off the metro as Mike and Marla shared their Pineapple Express roll, a mysterious object shot across the sky.
Check this out:
Yep, no big deal.
Just a fast-moving UAP—or whatever we’re calling UFOs now—zipping through the Oklahoma sky. Now, back to your regularly scheduled barometric pressure report!
The obvious questions here are:
A) Was that a man-made or extraterrestrial object?
B) Why was it in such a hurry to get out of here!?
I think a logical guess is that the aliens touched down in north Edmond, asked to meet our leaders, were introduced to Kevin Stitt, and immediately got the hell out of town. Then again, maybe they just needed a bathroom break and were rushing to the Buc-ee’s in Dallas.
"Whatever, Patrick! This stuff is man-made in a secret lab in Taiwan. I know this because I watched a Lex Fridman podcast!"
You’re not wrong—there are obviously alternative explanations. The strange light could have been:
– Gary England playing with his giant laser pointer.
– A Chinese black-market weed dealer testing a new out-of-state delivery drone.
– That weird electromagnetic weather balloon floating over Gatewood
Yep, while aliens were photobombing our SkyCams, some dude near the Plaza District was playing UAP cat-and-mouse with what looks like a futuristic weather balloon:
Two more questions:
A) Do you think that was an American or Chinese weather balloon?
B) Why do all men who own drones look like this?
Anyway, while we ponder these pressing mysteries, if you have footage of an alien spacecraft buzzing around Oklahoma, hit us up on the TLO Tip Line.
In the meantime, stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
