Watch out, world! There’s a new broligarch on the scene, and he means business!
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Yesterday afternoon, as a small crowd of protesters waved signs outside the Capitol, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt debuted his bold new 2025 look during his State of the State address.
Meet J.D. Stitt!
Yep, it’s official—write a novel, launch a meme coin, and slap a tariff on Kansas! Boring, churchy businessman Stitt is out. Cool, bearded, tech-bro Stitt is in!
Honestly? I kind of like this new look for Stitt. He comes across as less dopey and mopey, and now radiates a tough, hyper-masculine energy—like a guy who listens to the Jordan Peterson podcast unironically. I wonder—does Stitt now make his bed each morning, or does he still leave that to the servant girl?