I hope everyone enjoyed the first week of the Trump presidency. I know I sure have. In the past week, I’ve bought cheap eggs and gas, updated my globe, and even got to report my first immigrant to ICE. What a great time to be alive, huh?
I’m not the only one having so much fun in MAGA sun.
You know those cop-beating mouthbreathers who stormed and desecrated the US Capitol in a haphazard effort to overthrow the certification of a free and fair Democratic election?