Pocket the enriched nickel, toss the lithium batteries, and drop the Canoo paddle—or life raft—into the water. Oklahoma has discovered a new pioneering industry to guide us to a fruitful Valhalla: Danish Green Meth!
Earlier this week, our esteemed Governor Kevin Stitt buried the proverbial hatchet with woke green energy producers, socialist Europeans, and Chinese drug cartels to announce a groundbreaking deal with Denmark. The goal? Make Oklahoma one of the world’s premier producers of environmentally friendly meth.
Don’t believe me? Just check out this headline from The Oklahoman: