We’d like to wish a belated happy Columbus Day to Ronnie Kaye, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt, and all others who celebrate!
As in years past, I honored the man who sailed the ocean blue in 1492 by driving to a small Oklahoma town I never knew existed, claiming it as my own, and then proceeding to viciously wipe out and enslave all who live there. It was nice knowing you, Calumet.
I’m not sure what Oklahoma State School Superintendent Ryan Walters did with his wife and three children – Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria – on the big day, but I’m sure it was a lot of fun.