Skip to Content
Everything Else

Sex-Crazed, Drive-By Shooting Judge Finally Resigns…

9:17 AM EDT on September 12, 2024

Let the prosecution rest, Judge Henderson. Stop guessing sizes, Judge Soderstrom. Pause the pump, Judge Thompson.

We officially have one less perverted, sex-crazed judge – who also likes to shoot guns at motorists and relatives – working in the Oklahoma judicial system!

Earlier this week, Garfield County Judge Brian Lovell announced he’s stepping down from the bench – the dignified place where he’s issued countless court rulings, prison sentences, and lewd text messages to his court bailiffs since he first put on his robe in 2011.

Via The Oklahoman:

A judge accused of two drive-by shootings and sexual misconduct resigned Monday, effective immediately…

He was accused at the Court on the Judiciary of having affairs with two female bailiffs that included sexual liaisons at the courthouse. He also was accused of showing favoritism to an attorney, sealing a criminal case without justification, lying to investigators and other misconduct.

He still faces criminal charges in Texas and Oklahoma over the shooting incidents.

Yeah, I guess you can’t blame the guy for resigning. I’ll never forget the time I “resigned” as a sacker at Albertsons after I was caught on video stealing a pack of Lunchables.