We have good news for ladies in search of some private-sector consulting!
Over the weekend, multiple Ogle Moles reached out to let us know that Paco Balderrama – the former OKCPD P.I.O. hunk turned former Fresno police chief – is pursuing a new career as a “consultant.”
Here are the details of Balderrama’s new gig via The Daily Mail:
A California police chief who resigned over an alleged affair he had with his officer's wife has launched his own consulting firm.
Former Fresno Police Chief Paco Balderrama, 47, was outed in June by city officials for being investigated over the alleged relationship with a non-city employee…
An editorial by The Lost Stogle claimed Balderrama melted the hearts of female news viewers with his TV appearances.
Yep, that’s right! It’s not just the Oklahoma City media that refuses to mention us by name. The international tabloid press does, too!
Seriously, The Lost Stogle!? What does that even mean? I didn’t think this was possible, but it somehow makes even less sense than The Lost Ogle! I bet the Daily Mail writer got so distracted by Paco’s bulbous biceps that they forgot to double-check our name. Womp womp.
Anyway, what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, Paco Balderrama is now a consultant!
I guess that’s pretty cool. I wonder what he’s named the new company. Hunkerrama Security Advisors? Casanova Consulting?? Extramarital Security Solutions???
One day before his official last day in his post, he filed papers with the California Secretary of State to create El Matador Consulting LLC, according to GV Wire.
He listed his home address in Madera County as the business location and added his position as CEO/Founder to his LinkedIn page.
That’s nice!
From experience, I can say that one of the coolest things about being the owner of your own LLC is that you get to walk around telling people you’re the CEO. Sure, that also means you’re the janitor of the company, but nobody needs to know that. Plus, since you don’t have any coworkers, you can’t screw up and sleep with an employee's wife!
I also like the name El Matador. As a marketing consultant, I put together some copy that Paco can put on his website. He can use it for free:
From a raging bull to an angry husband, El Matador Consulting has the experience required to handle any challenges facing your police force, agency, or business.
Anyway, we wish Paco the best of luck in his new gig. If you're an Edmond housewife and interested in his consulting services, call him at 1-900-967-PACO.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep him advised.
