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Paul Bondar mourns primary defeat at Texas Buc-ee’s…

Paul Bondar is recovering from Tuesday’s primary whopping exactly as you’d expect – by going back home to Texas!

Last night, an Ogle Mole submitted a couple of pics they snapped of Paul “Beaver Nugget” Bondar at a Buc-ee's in Melissa, Texas – a community located in the extreme northwest reaches of the DFW metroplex.

Check this out:

You gotta love it, huh?

Less than 24 hours after he got hammered in the primary, the failed carpetbagger has already returned home to Texas to wallow in his sorrow and cry in a clean and lavish bathroom stall.

I guess you can’t blame Bondar for wanting to get home so fast. If I were a wealthy Texan who just blew $5 million to buy a job in Oklahoma and didn’t get it, I’d want to get out of the damn place too.

I think my favorite thing about the photo – outside of Paul and his son being dressed like Jake from State Farm – is the delicious irony of him stopping at Buc-ee's.

That’s funny because if Bondar had made a campaign promise to bring a Buc-ee's to I-35 in South Norman, he probably would have been easily elected! The chain is more popular around here than meth, Donald Trump, and Braum's ice cream combined, but for some reason, they won't build one here!

That’s something Bondar might have known if, you know, he were a genuine Oklahoman.

Anyway, we wish Bondar the best of luck recuperating from his loss in the income-tax-free Texas sun.

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