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Ryan Walters Goes Bonkers for Paul Bondar…

11:53 AM EDT on June 10, 2024

If you’re looking for proof that our state’s idiocracy has no intent of slowing down – or that our State Superintendent of Public Education has a thing for tubby men from Texas – you should definitely check out the new campaign ad where Ryan Walters endorses Paul “Big Tex” Bondar for US Congress.

In case you forgot, Bondar is the alt-right Texan carpetbagger who’s trying to buy and flip the Oklahoma 4th Congressional District that’s long been ruled by Good Ol' Boy GOP establishment conservative Tom Cole – the DC power broker who’s better known around these parts as The Duke of the Chickasaw.

The ad, which resembles a day-time TV commercial for personal injury attorneys who can't afford a tailor, shows a disheveled Ryan – with sleeves rolled up like he just tussled with the owner of the Harbor Mountain Coffee Shop – standing next to a silent and somewhat confused Bondar, informing the masses he’s the only Oklahoma politician who’s psychotic enough to endorse a Texan.