Oklahoma State Superintendent of Education Ryan Walters issued a video today blaming the disappearance of the sun in the Southeastern Oklahoma sky on “Woke Trans Teacher DEI Indoctrinators.”
“The terrorism tactics of Woke Trans Teacher DEI Indoctrinators has reached a sad new low today,” said Walters from his bunker at the Oklahoma State Department of Education. “Using ancient East Coast elitist liberal sorcery tactics, these people who hate America removed the sun from the Oklahoma sky in a failed effort to scare students into following their BLM, CRT, DEI belief system.”
The news refutes a statement from NASA, which says the sun’s disappearance was part of a phenomenon called a solar eclipse – a rare event when the Moon passes between the Sun and Earth, casting a shadow over parts of Earth and blocking the face of the Sun for observers in those locations.