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Edmond Public Schools engage in charity toe sucking, too!

10:24 AM EST on March 6, 2024

Well, I guess we know why so many Edmond kids suffer from childhood trauma! 

As the Deer Creek toe-sucking controversy expands across the country like a bad case of Athlete’s Foot, providing right-wing provocateurs like Ryan Walters the opportunity to kiss the feet of the Fox News gods, spout propaganda, and turn the national media spotlight away from the tragic death of Nex Benedict, we’ve learned that it’s apparently not the only district where students dabble in kinky and disgusting fun in the name of charity. 

According to an email we received via the Ogle Mole Network, Toe Sucking for Charity™ is a common thing in the neighboring Edmond Public School District.