Last week, we told you about some of the questions Ryan Walters’s “Select Special Committee on Educator Loyalty, Fealty & Subordination” is asking 2024 Oklahoma Teacher of the Year candidates.
In case you missed it, the questions – which were released by Oklahomans for Public Education – seemed more focused on determining a teacher’s support of and adherence to Ryan’s deranged culture war fights than how and why they deserve to be named Oklahoma’s best teacher.
For example:
At the end of the article, I implored the Ogle Mole Network to send us the other questions that Teacher of the Year nominees may be fielding from the selection committee, and boy, did the Ogle Mole Network not deliver.
Probably because Ryan and his chief henchman – Matt Langston – like to use AI technology to bait and entrap whistleblowers, and then sic their vicious attack dog Libs of TikTok on them, we haven’t had any additional questions trickle in.
As a result, I thought I would do the next best thing and use my expert knowledge of Ryan Walters to take a stab at some of the questions the committee is probably asking on his behalf.
Check these out:
1. Have you ever peed or pooped in kitty litter?
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2. Which of the following heroes is your favorite American president?
A) George Washington
B) Ronald Reagan
C) Donald Trump
D) Winston Churchill
3. What twists, turns, and bizarre mental leaps have you personally gone through to teach students that the Tulsa Race Massacre had nothing to do with race?
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4. Would you be willing to provide the names, telephone numbers, and home addresses of any public education colleagues or administrators who are Communists, or that you have personally witnessed teaching, discussing, or supporting anti-American ideals like BLM, CRT, or DEI?
5. Which one of the 10 Commandments should be taught first in public schools? Why?
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6. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? Why?
7. What’s the biggest threat to Oklahoma Public Schools?
A) Joe Biden
B) Transgender Children
C) Books
D) Teacher Unions
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8. Which of the letters L,G,B,T or Q should not be taught in Kindergarten?
9. What’s your favorite Ryan Walters Video Vlog backdrop?
A) Book Shelf
B) OSDE Office
C) Tan SUV
D) White Board
10. Would you perform oral sex on Superintendent Walters to help him relax and unwind after a busy day protecting students from teachers, Democrats and other woke liberal CRT communists?
If the answer is “No,” please explain why.
If the answer is “Yes,” is it okay if Matt Langston watches?
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Anyway, that’s a list of questions I assume Ryan is probably asking Oklahoma Teacher of the Year Candidates. To be clear, I made nine of them up and the other one came from Wayne's World, so if you know of some of the real ones, please send them our way.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
