Yesterday afternoon, the OKC Police Department teamed up with the metro broadcast news media to issue its first-ever “Scampi Alert” after a woman allegedly threw a massive tantrum and walked her tab at a local Red Lobster, all because the restaurant wouldn’t let her take home its Endless Shrimp Feast™.
A remarkably clear photo of the woman along with details of the incident – the prawny provocateur apparently smashed plates, tossed tartar sauce, and insulted the wait staff before floating away – was shared on OKCPD socials and quickly aggregated by all four OKC broadcast news channels.
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