Before I write anything else, I’d like to officially welcome all the "Stoolies" who clicked on this post about Alex Bennett – Clay Bennett's hot yet attainable if your parents are wealthy daughter-in-law behind the apparently successful Mean Girls podcast – to The Lost Ogle.
We're a weird flyover website that covers Oklahoma news, life and culture, including famous Oklahoma City alumni, which I guess means we’re obligated to write about Alex Bennett leaving the Barstool Sports network.
I’ve honestly never listened to her podcast, wouldn’t recognize Alex if I was buying her a Lunchbox at Edna’s, and think El Presidento is one of the worst things to pop out of the sphincter of the internet in the last 20 years, but I remember going to a Thunder game last season and my friend Chris being more focused on Alex sitting courtside with her husband than the actual game itself, so I figured I'd chase some bro clicks and write about her.