Oklahoma summers are usually associated with salty frog snow cones, mosquito bites, chafing and lake accidents, but for the Oklahoma youngens and young-at-heart, it would not be summer without a trip to our metro's finest (and only) amusement park – Frontier City.
Please secure all valuables and remove your hats, because here are the 15 stages of a trip to Frontier City!
1. Watch the Weather
You don’t watch the weather to choose which day you’re going to Frontier City. Rather, you check the weather the day of in order to mentally prepare for the 95-degree day and 435-degree steel bars holding you in the Prairie Schooner (a.k.a. The Pirate Ship).
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