GrubHub driver leaves car running while picking up pizza at NW 23rd and Penn. What could go wrong?

Here at The Lost Ogle we never turn down the opportunity to make fun of our state’s stupid criminals who entertain us in the daily news headlines. 

In the spirit of fairness, we also never turn down the chance to make fun of some of the boneheaded crime victims who enable them.

Last week, a food delivery driver with Grub Hub left his car running in the parking lot of the famed Pizza House at the infamous intersection of NW 23rd and Penn – a wretched hive of scum and villainy that’s so spooky that local Cain’s employees named their restaurant on the Southeast corner the “Nightmare on 23rd Street.”