If your commute along I-40 was a bit slippery yesterday, this explains why!
Yesterday morning, a roll-over crash involving a semi-tractor trailer and a box truck occurred on I-40 near Mustang on the western fringes of the Oklahoma City metro.
The accident prompted the rubberneckers at KWTV News 9 to apparently scramble Patricia's Sky News 9 for a live shot, and boy did chopper pilot Jim Gardner deliver.
After he gave a brief and vague update of the scene, intrigued morning anchor Lacey Lowery asked what cargo the truck was carrying and, specifically "what's all over the road?" After an awkward pause, a somewhat bashful Jim Gardner stuttered his way around the question and the cameraman zoomed in.
The result was this hysterical video and on-air banter...
Uhm… it looks like this wrecked semi spilled a load of dildos and lube all over I-40! Great camera work, @news9! pic.twitter.com/bdFh3hGuNs
— The Lost Ogle (@TheLostOgle) September 15, 2022
Yes, that is definitely a mess indeed.
We haven't received official confirmation of what cargo the truck was carrying, but A) That sure looks like a bunch of vibrator boxes and tubes of lube scatter over the highway, and B) The accident did occur near a major adult-product-focused distribution hub near I-40 and Morgan Rd., so if your vibrator of the month shipment is delayed, that may explain why.
Concerned about how this accident may affect the OKC metro's dildo and lube supply, I reached out to our friends at Patricia's to see if everything was okay, and if they planned on having a candlelight vigil at the OKC Cockring. They told me each location is fully stocked with a large supply of personal lubricants and sex toys, and the sales are buzzing.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We'll keep you advised.
