I hope everyone had a fun and festive Labor Day Weekend!
For the most part, things were pretty slow in the Sooner State, with most of our criminals, football teams, and even grifter politicians being on good behavior, failing to cause controversy, and enjoying the hot weather.
About the only thing that really seemed to cause a local ruckus was a now-deleted Facebook post by KOCO Channel 5 weatherman Damon Lane.
He noticed a massive weather dong in the state's ground moisture report and couldn't resist the temptation to rub out a funny, innuendo-filled Facebook post about it. It's surely a first-ballot entry into the Oklahoma Weather Dong Hall of Fame presented by Patricia's.
Wow. That's awesome, and in an immature way, funny! If the whole weatherman thing doesn't work out for Damon, it's nice to know he can always write for us someday!