I don't ask a lot from Oklahoma Republicans, but if you go to the polls today, will you please please please cast a ballot or two for Luke Holland – the 35-year-old virgin from Bartlesville – for the US Senate?
Don't worry – I probably disagree with Luke on just about every policy and cultural issue out there, so you'll love his politics. It's just out of all the GOP nutjobs running for the seat, I'd love love love love love to cover and lampoon Luke the most, even though he'll probably out-live me.
Based on his campaign ads, can you blame me?