In his latest effort to remind our state's few remaining normal people that he's a right-wing partisan putz that has no business being in charge of our State's public education system, Kevin Stitt's Education Bro'cetary Ryan Walters – a Republican candidate for State School Superintendent – sent the Stillwater School Board a letter complaining about their "dangerous bathroom policies."
So, what are these dangerous bathroom policies? Did the district ban students from washing hands, or require them to finish smoking the entire cigarette before returning back to class? Did they replace toilet paper with sandpaper and then hide baby alligators in the pipes to bite students who are spending too much time on TikTok while going #2?
Nope! Ryan's simply mad that the district allows students to use the same restroom that corresponds to their gender:
I issued two letters today. One letter was sent to the Stillwater School Board and urged the board to take action and end its dangerous bathroom policy. pic.twitter.com/38yK9Lxi7A
— Secretary Ryan Walters (@sec_walters) April 8, 2022
Geeze, what an out-of-touch chode! It's way too early in the race to go to the manufactured wedge issues "Greatest Hits" bag!
Seriously, I know Ryan's already used a lot of mental ammunition grandstanding on manufactured issues like CRT and teen transgender athletes, but the trans bathrooms debate is soooo 2017. I expect a guy like this to come up with something fresh and creative, like imploring the district to ban Disney clothing because it promotes pedophilia and the gay agenda.