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TLO Endorsement: Tits McGee for Norman Mayor

10:18 AM EDT on April 4, 2022

Tomorrow is a special runoff election day for many municipalities all across the metro.

Although we're taking a neutral stance on most of these races that don't involve Crazy Edmond School Board candidate Cheryl Williams, we do feel there's one perky candidate that deserves every Lost Ogle reader's vote – Norman Mayoral Candidate Tits McGee.

Although there are a lot of unknowns about Tits McGee – including their age, gender, and how they made the mayoral runoff without running in the general election – we think he, she, or they are the best voice to move Norman forward, and help ensure that Suger's re-opens on Campus Corner.

Norman Mayor Breea Clark – fresh off her Final Four finish in Ogle Madness XIV – shared her thoughts on McGee's sudden entry into the race...

I disagree with the Mayor on one thing – I sincerely hope it's not a joke!

But if it is some wacky person's version of a joke, I don't think Mayor Clark has anything to worry about. Sure, would Mammory McGoo, Breast McZest or Boob McLoob have been a little less vulgar than one of the seven words you can't say on television? Probably, but I bet most of the Norman community's women and girls are receiving the joke just fine because they realize it is, likely, just a joke, and nothing to slap a comedian in the face over.

I mean, it's not like Haywood Jablome suddenly entered the race:

That being said, I guess being asked by a kid "Who's Tit's McGee?" could be a tad uncomfortable. If that happens, just say Tits McGee is on vacation.

Anyway, if Tits McGee is on the ballot tomorrow, we encourage all Norman voters to gently cup a vote in that direction. If not, we'd encourage you to vote for Mrs. Clark over whatever right-wing candidate she's up against.

Stay with The Lost Ogle. We'll keep you advised.

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