Day One of Ogle Madness is officially in the books! You can still get your votes in for the Northeast Region here and here. Check out the full bracket here!
Today we jump down to the top half of the Southeast Region being played in Hugo. Here are the battles:
(1) Emily Sutton vs (16) Nathan Dahm's Sexy Sweater
(8) Al Eschbach's Vacation Stories vs (9) Regular Jim Traber's Vacation Stories
(4) Shai Gilgeous-Alexander vs (13) Sonic Hard Seltzer
(5) Chuck Hoskin Jr. vs (12) Badlands McNally
Yeah, that's a pretty strong regional. Get your votes in below!
(1) Emily Sutton
While flying in a chariot pulled by her magical unicorns Sprinkle and Petrichor, KFOR's severe weather princess Emily Sutton scans the Oklahoma atmosphere for disturbances, predicts and forecasts the weather, and keeps evil weather spirits at bay.
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(16) Nathan Dahm's Sexy Sweater
The dark read conglomeration of soft, stretchy, and probably itchy fabrics that keep Nathan Dahm and his bride warm as they cuddle and read mass shooter manifestos before bedtime.
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(8) Al Eschbach's Vacation Stories
Usually set in exotic locals that are well known for their prostitution and human trafficking, Al Eschbach's vacation stories are always a good listen, especially when they involve stabbings outside Columbian brothels.
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(9) Regular Jim Traber Vacation Stories
Do you like hearing people complain about bad beats at the poker, brutal back door covers at a sports book, or rolling dice with Fat Jack at the Luxor? If so, Regular Jim Traber's your man! Sometimes, you may even hear about some good food he ate while going to the beach with Jules!
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(4) Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Otherwise known as SGA, he's a fashion icon and the OKC Thunder's leading scorer.
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(13) Sonic Hard Seltzer
The surgery, alcohol-filled seltzers that are supposed to take you back to the good old days when you'd pour a flask of vodka in a Route 44 ocean water slush and then go meet with your high school friends at a field party off Anderson road.
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(5) Chuck Hoskin Jr.
The Principal Chief of the Cherokee Nation, Chuck Hoskin is a smart, strong leader, and doesn't take any shit from Stitt.
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(12) Badlands McNally
An expert at avoiding Empire blockades, Badlands McNally is an Oklahoma pilot with a legendary name who helps gangs smuggle drugs into Oklahoma. Well, at least until he got caught!
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Tune in later this afternoon for the Southeast Lower Bracket!
