I guess we'll have something interesting to discuss with Abby the next time we have her on The Lost Ogle Show!
Earlier today, the honorable William L.P. Ambrose "Triumvre" Savage the VIIIth at Non Doc filed a bombshell report claiming that Abby Broyles – my former fake KFOR coworker turned Attorney and perennial Oklahoma Democratic congressional longshot – allegedly flipped an innocent pre-teen valentine's sleepover into a drunken roast that ended with hurt tears of shame and a ruined pair of vomit shoes.
If true, it would go along with this email I scored through the Ogle Mole Network on Sunday night:
Actually, that seems very fit for Congress. Also, is it wrong to show up intoxicated to a party and to continue drinking? Maybe that explains why I'm never invited to parties?
I emailed the Mole back asking for more info, pics, etc., and got this reply: