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Praise be! Our Blessed Mother Reba McEntire is opening a restaurant in Atoka!

9:33 AM EST on December 6, 2021

Praise be, my friends!

Oklahoma’s Patron Saint, the Blessed Mother Reba McEntire, recently announced at a concert that she's opening a new “dining and entertainment venue” in Atoka, America, presumably in the old building she had to be rescued from earlier this year.