Labor shortage, smabor smortage. We need to protect our jobs from Texans at all costs, because most of us would rather wait an hour and 55 minutes for the wrong pizza to be delivered to our house than worry about seeing a Texan IRL this far removed from the OU/Texas game.
Distract us from more important issues
The more time, energy, and resources we spend securing the Red River border, the less attention we give to the goddang global pandemic, the three anti-abortion bills that went into effect today, and playing Where in the World is Governor Kevin Stitt. Speaking of which…
Save Tax Payer Money
Word on the street is that Governor Stitt’s excursion to the border with Mexico last month cost the state $12,199. If we focus our attention on securing the border with Texas instead, it should only cost the state $50 in Amtrak coach ticket fees to get Stitt to the border and back. $25 if we just leave him there.