It's June, ya'll, which means 1) Its officially summer vacation for metro kids and 2) There's about to be a lot of idle hands with nothing to do but the devil's work, in my opinion. Having started my first job at the age of 14, I can speak from experience when I say child labor is the backbone of Oklahoma society; not only because of how cheap it is, but also because of the invaluable knowledge it bestows upon our youth. In fact, here are 7 skills Oklahoma kids learn in the first jobs!
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