9:22 AM EDT on April 1, 2021
And here we are – The Final Four.
Overall, Ogle Madness XIII has been a thrilling ride, complete with surprising upsets, thrilling nailbiters and even some mild controversies. Now, through it all, only four entities remain.
Northeast Champion: (12) Breea ClarkDefeated: (5) Emily Virgin; (4) Lu Dort; (8) David Holt; (3) Reba McEntire
Southeast Champion: (5) Medical MarijuanaDefeated: (12) Steve Lackmeyer, (4) Lincoln Riley, (1) Marla Morgan, (2) Kelsey Kernstine
West Champion: (1) Emily SuttonDefeated: (16) Dana Plato's Old RV, (8) Jim Inhofe, (4) Gwen Stefani, (2) Lacey Swope
Midwest Champion: (10) Milk Bottle BuildingDefeated: (7) Gold Dome, (2) OKC Cock Ring, (3) Garth Brooks, (12) Scissortail Park
Voting for the Ogle Madness Final Four will run through Saturday. The Championship Game will be on Monday. You can vote below, and view the complete Ogle Madness XIII Bracket here.
Game 1: (5) Medical Marijuana vs (12) Breea Clark
(5) Medical Marijuana
Last Round: Defeated (2) Kelsey Kernstine 308 (54%) to 250 (45%) votes
Who: The booming new industry that lets us get the dank without going to some guy’s house that smells like cat pee and makes us listen to reggae
Biggest Strength: It’s legal weed, and the quality can be incredible now
Biggest Weakness: Munchies and panic attacks
(12) Breea Clark
Last Round: Defeated (3) Reba McEntire 362 (62%) to 255 (38%) votes
Who: The youngest female mayor in Norman history.
Biggest Strength: Defeating the Unite Norman C.H.U.D.S. in an election recall attempt.
Biggest Weakness: The first thing that pops up on her LinkedIn is JCPenny.
Game 2: (1) Emily Sutton vs. (10) Milk Bottle Building
(1) Emily Sutton
Last Round: Defeated (2) Lacey Swope 295 (64%) to 166 (36%) votes
Who: Oklahoma’s most beloved weatherperson
Biggest Strength: Can absolutely whip your ass in a triathlon
Biggest Weakness: Is probably too nice to actually fist fight you
(10) Milk Bottle Building
Last Round: Defeated (12) Scissortail Park 308 (67%) to 212 (46%) votes
Who: A tiny historic landmark with a massive sculpture of a Braum’s milk bottle on top that bigger than the building itself
Biggest Strength: Acting as one of the most major landmarks in the Asian district, and Oklahoma City as a whole
Biggest Weakness: You can’t get a giant bag of bahn mi sandwiches for a few bucks anymore
Patrick is the founder, editor and publisher of The Lost Ogle.
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