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7 ways COVID-19 has made Oklahomans teenagers again

10:57 AM EDT on April 9, 2020

For a state with thousands of rednecks promoting “civil liberties” through gun ownership and paying taxes to the government on license plates that read, “Don’t Tread on Me,” Oklahoma sure has a bunch of backasswards laws and social norms that try to restrict morality and lifestyles. It’s like the average Oklahoman can’t be trusted to have morals without church or any fun at all after 2:00 AM. Well, since this whole COVID-19 business went down, it seems like it’s gotten a lot worse. In fact, I don’t feel like Oklahoma is treating us like adults anymore. Here’s 7 ways COVID-19 has made us all teenagers again.