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10 Things We Learned From Stitt’s Coronavirus Press Conference…

8:00 AM EDT on March 23, 2020

Last night, I tuned into a Facebook live video conference to see what our Diner's Club cardholding Governor is not doing to keep Oklahomans one step behind ahead of the COVID-19 pandemic. Here's 10 things I learned...

1. The virus isn’t big enough to do anything yet

According to the press conference, “there may be a time when we have to do other things, but that time is not right now.” What I gathered from that, is our government doesn’t plan to mandate shelter-in-place or social distancing state-wide until we have enough positive COVID-19 tests to justify it. The good news is, since we can’t get any goddang tests in the first place, it looks like Governor Stitt will never have to do a damn thing.

2. Oklahoma has a “different set of facts”