Part of being a functional adult is finding ways to motivate yourself to cross things off of your to-do list. For example, I like to reward myself with phone time after I accomplish household chores. That often means I spend about two hours on social media for every 30 minutes of productivity, but hey at least I have clean underwear for the week. This weekend I got stuck in the Facebook wormhole for longer than I’d like to admit and reacquainted myself with my “friends.” Here are the 7 types of people all Oklahomans have on their Facebook friends list.
1. The Grandma
For some reason your mom talked your grandmother into creating a Facebook back in 2011 to “keep up with her grandkids” because you apparently don’t call her enough. Like all Oklahoma grandmothers, her profile picture is just a photo of a bunch of peonies she bought from Homeland (or a digital picture of a Polariod from the 1982 family reunion out at Foss Lake) and the only updates that have been made since 2013 are those spam posts that tag you and the other 53 of her Facebook friends in advertisements for “$24.99 Raybans.”
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