I was always envious of those kids who had parents that would help them with their school fundraisers; mom and dad would happily take the order form to work and guilt various coworkers to plunk down their hard-earned money on the most useless of junk. Be it gift wrap, packages of seeds or the “World’s Finest” chocolate bars, they were always a pain to sell by yourself, most people not even opening the door for you.
But in Oklahoma, Blue and Gold brand sausage…well, that always sold itself.