After a two and a half week roller coaster, here we are – The Ogle Madness Final 4.
This year's foursome features brains, beauty, brawn and bulging monuments. Here they are:
(2) Steven Adams vs (3) OKC Cock Ring
(2) Lacey Swope vs (3) Teachers
Interesting matchups, huh? Each contestant took a difficult path to the Final Four, which you can view here. According to Stats Inc., it's the first time in Ogle Madness history that a one-seed hasn't advanced to the Final 4.
So, who will advance to Monday's Championship Match. Vote after the jump and help us find out...
(2) Steven Adams
Last Round: Defeated (5) Kendra Horn 464-378
Who: Center for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strength: Fun charisma
Biggest Weakness: Known to play dirty sometimes
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(3) OKC Cock Ring
Last Round: Defeated (12) Emily Virgin 472-355
Who: The best art Oklahoma City has to offer
Biggest Strength: Perfect photo-ops
Biggest Weakness: The person who thought it was a great idea
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(2) Lacey Swope
Last Round: Defeated (1) Marla Morgan 533-306
Who: Severe weather babe and former Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Being the best smoke-show in front of a green screen
Biggest Weakness: Not knowing distance in relation to family time
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(3) Teachers
Last Round: Defeated (1) Russell Westbrook 488-319
Who: People most screwed by Oklahoma lawmakers lack of empathy
Biggest Strength: Education and crowd-sourcing
Biggest Weakness: Disposable income
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