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Ogle Madness XII: The Final Four

9:14 AM EDT on April 3, 2019

After a two and a half week roller coaster, here we are – The Ogle Madness Final 4.

This year's foursome features brains, beauty, brawn and bulging monuments. Here they are:

(2) Steven Adams vs (3) OKC Cock Ring

(2) Lacey Swope vs (3) Teachers

Interesting matchups, huh? Each contestant took a difficult path to the Final Four, which you can view here. According to Stats Inc., it's the first time in Ogle Madness history that a one-seed hasn't advanced to the Final 4.

So, who will advance to Monday's Championship Match. Vote after the jump and help us find out...

(2) Steven Adams

Last Round: Defeated (5) Kendra Horn 464-378

Who: Center for the OKC Thunder

Biggest Strength: Fun charisma

Biggest Weakness: Known to play dirty sometimes

(3) OKC Cock Ring

Last Round: Defeated (12) Emily Virgin 472-355

Who: The best art Oklahoma City has to offer

Biggest Strength: Perfect photo-ops

Biggest Weakness: The person who thought it was a great idea


(2) Lacey Swope

Last Round: Defeated (1) Marla Morgan 533-306

Who: Severe weather babe and former Ogle Madness champion

Biggest Strength: Being the best smoke-show in front of a green screen

Biggest Weakness: Not knowing distance in relation to family time

(3) Teachers

Last Round: Defeated (1) Russell Westbrook 488-319

Who: People most screwed by Oklahoma lawmakers lack of empathy

Biggest Strength: Education and crowd-sourcing

Biggest Weakness: Disposable income


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