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Ogle Madness XII: North Region, Sweet Sixteen

2:54 PM EDT on March 28, 2019

Hello to all you Ogle Maniacs! We are at the final round of the Sweet Sixteen! This region was filled with babes, kush, athletes and the absurd, but now only intelligent women and athletic men remain. Drink up, vote, and let's see who will advance to the Elite 8!

(1) Emily Sutton vs (5) Kendra Horn

(2) Steven Adams vs (3) Kyler Murray

(1) Emily Sutton

Round Two: Defeated (8) THC 393-314

Who: Oklahoma’s most approachable meteorologist

Biggest Strength: Koalas and climate change knowledge

Biggest Weakness: Firemen

(5) Kendra Horn

Round Two: Defeated (4) Olivia Munn 369-341

Who: A blue beacon in a sea of red

Biggest Strength: Giving Democrats hope that a vote does count

Biggest Weakness: That same hope being dashed when Republicans don’t give a shit


(2) Steven Adams

Round Two: Defeated (7) Louie's Girls 528-180

Who: Center for the OKC Thunder

Biggest Strength: Fun charisma

Biggest Weakness: Known to play dirty sometimes

(3) Kyler Murray

Round One: Defeated (11) Meg Alexander 385-325

Who: Heisman Trophy winning quarterback

Biggest Strength: Football (and baseball)

Biggest Weakness: Attends a school that only cares about how well he can play a sport

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