Hello to all you Ogle Maniacs! We are at the final round of the Sweet Sixteen! This region was filled with babes, kush, athletes and the absurd, but now only intelligent women and athletic men remain. Drink up, vote, and let's see who will advance to the Elite 8!
(1) Emily Sutton vs (5) Kendra Horn
(2) Steven Adams vs (3) Kyler Murray
(1) Emily Sutton
Round Two: Defeated (8) THC 393-314
Who: Oklahoma’s most approachable meteorologist
Biggest Strength: Koalas and climate change knowledge
Biggest Weakness: Firemen
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(5) Kendra Horn
Round Two: Defeated (4) Olivia Munn 369-341
Who: A blue beacon in a sea of red
Biggest Strength: Giving Democrats hope that a vote does count
Biggest Weakness: That same hope being dashed when Republicans don’t give a shit
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(2) Steven Adams
Round Two: Defeated (7) Louie's Girls 528-180
Who: Center for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strength: Fun charisma
Biggest Weakness: Known to play dirty sometimes
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(3) Kyler Murray
Round One: Defeated (11) Meg Alexander 385-325
Who: Heisman Trophy winning quarterback
Biggest Strength: Football (and baseball)
Biggest Weakness: Attends a school that only cares about how well he can play a sport
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