Ogle Madness continues with the Sweet 16 matches from the West Region. For the most part, this side of the bracket has held to form, with Marla Morgan pulling a Duke and narrowly avoiding an upset by Buying Wine in the Grocery Store.
Here are the matchups:
(1) Marla Morgan vs (5) Nipple Church
(2) Lacey Swope vs (3) Carrie Underwood
Vote!
(1) Marla Morgan
Round Two: Defeated (8) Buying Wine at Grocery Store 446-412
Who: Mike Morgan’s hot wife and last year’s Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Oklahoma’s defining MILF
Biggest Weakness: Her husband’s flashier ties
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(5) Nipple Church
Round Two: Defeated (13) Maps 4 513-243
Who: The “distinctive architectural” looking church
Biggest Strength: Shaped like a perky breast for worship
Biggest Weakness: Will probably become a Del Taco and Jack In The Box
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(2) Lacey Swope
Round Two: Defeated (7) OKC Streetcar 551-213
Who: Severe weather babe and former Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Being the best smoke-show in front of a green screen
Biggest Weakness: Not knowing distance in relation to family time
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(3) Carrie Underwood
Round Two: Defeated (11) Lawton 590-172
Who: Modern country music icon
Biggest Strength: Appreciation of hearing-impaired fans
Biggest Weakness: Live Musicals on NBC
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