Ogle Madness XII: West Region, Sweet Sixteen

Ogle Madness continues with the Sweet 16 matches from the West Region. For the most part, this side of the bracket has held to form, with Marla Morgan pulling a Duke and narrowly avoiding an upset by Buying Wine in the Grocery Store.

Here are the matchups:

(1) Marla Morgan vs (5) Nipple Church
(2) Lacey Swope vs (3) Carrie Underwood 

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(1) Marla Morgan

Round Two: Defeated (8) Buying Wine at Grocery Store 446-412

Who: Mike Morgan’s hot wife and last year’s Ogle Madness champion

Biggest Strength: Oklahoma’s defining MILF

Biggest Weakness: Her husband’s flashier ties

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(5) Nipple Church

Round Two: Defeated (13) Maps 4 513-243

Who: The “distinctive architectural” looking church

Biggest Strength: Shaped like a perky breast for worship

Biggest Weakness: Will probably become a Del Taco and Jack In The Box

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(2) Lacey Swope

Round Two: Defeated (7) OKC Streetcar 551-213

Who: Severe weather babe and former Ogle Madness champion

Biggest Strength: Being the best smoke-show in front of a green screen

Biggest Weakness: Not knowing distance in relation to family time

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(3) Carrie Underwood

Round Two: Defeated (11) Lawton 590-172

Who: Modern country music icon

Biggest Strength: Appreciation of hearing-impaired fans

Biggest Weakness: Live Musicals on NBC

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