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Ogle Madness XII: South Region, Second Round

9:03 AM EDT on March 26, 2019

Welcome, welcome, welcome back to Ogle Madness – your one stop shop for voting that actually counts! Here are this morning's matches:

(1) Paul George vs (8) The Franchise
(4) Darci Lynne Farmer vs (12) Emily Virgin
(3) OKC Cock Ring vs (6) Abigail Ogle
(2) Lincoln Riley vs (7) Battison Honda Girl

Vote down below!

(1) Paul George

Round One: Defeated (16) Kevin Stitt's Eyebrows 589-132

Who: Thunder's Best Player

Biggest Strength: Defense and three point shooting

Biggest Weakness: Republican Fundraisers

(8) The Franchise

Round One: Defeated (9) The Sports Animal 386-338

Who: Local sports radio station

Biggest Strength: Broadcasts OU Football games

Biggest Weakness: Andrew Gilman


(4) Darci Lynne Farmer

Round One: Defeated (13) Joe Exotic 411-309

Who: America’s Got Talent winner

Biggest Strength: Competition-winning ventriloquism

Biggest Weakness: Ventriloquism is only popular with children and serial killers

(12) Emily Virgin

Round One: Defeated (5) Jesse Jane 441-299

Who: Oklahoma House of Representatives Minority Leader

Biggest Strength: Common sense and a good moral compass

Biggest Weakness: Parks and Rec


(3) OKC Cock Ring

Round One: Defeated (14) Kendal Frayer 505-155

Who: The best art Oklahoma City has to offer

Biggest Strength: Perfect photo-ops

Biggest Weakness: The person who thought it was a great idea

(6) Abigail Ogle

Round One: Defeated (11) Speaker McCall 553-89

Who: KOCO co-anchor

Biggest Strength: Career-protected through Ogle Dynasty

Biggest Weakness: Buying Twitter followers under the Ogle Bros. shadow


(2) Lincoln Riley

Round One: Defeated (15) Mike Stoops 554-101

Who: The new face of Sooner Football

Biggest Strength: Great offensive strategy

Biggest Weakness: Defense remains trash

(7) Battison Honda Girl

Round One: Defeated (10) Scott from Scott's Motor Cars 466-188

Who: Local blonde lady selling shitty cars

Biggest Strength: Outfits too tight to breathe

Biggest Weakness: Reading cue cards


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