Welcome, welcome, welcome back to Ogle Madness – your one stop shop for voting that actually counts! Here are this morning's matches:
(1) Paul George vs (8) The Franchise
(4) Darci Lynne Farmer vs (12) Emily Virgin
(3) OKC Cock Ring vs (6) Abigail Ogle
(2) Lincoln Riley vs (7) Battison Honda Girl
Vote down below!
(1) Paul George
Round One: Defeated (16) Kevin Stitt's Eyebrows 589-132
Who: Thunder's Best Player
Biggest Strength: Defense and three point shooting
Biggest Weakness: Republican Fundraisers
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(8) The Franchise
Round One: Defeated (9) The Sports Animal 386-338
Who: Local sports radio station
Biggest Strength: Broadcasts OU Football games
Biggest Weakness: Andrew Gilman
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(4) Darci Lynne Farmer
Round One: Defeated (13) Joe Exotic 411-309
Who: America’s Got Talent winner
Biggest Strength: Competition-winning ventriloquism
Biggest Weakness: Ventriloquism is only popular with children and serial killers
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(12) Emily Virgin
Round One: Defeated (5) Jesse Jane 441-299
Who: Oklahoma House of Representatives Minority Leader
Biggest Strength: Common sense and a good moral compass
Biggest Weakness: Parks and Rec
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(3) OKC Cock Ring
Round One: Defeated (14) Kendal Frayer 505-155
Who: The best art Oklahoma City has to offer
Biggest Strength: Perfect photo-ops
Biggest Weakness: The person who thought it was a great idea
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(6) Abigail Ogle
Round One: Defeated (11) Speaker McCall 553-89
Who: KOCO co-anchor
Biggest Strength: Career-protected through Ogle Dynasty
Biggest Weakness: Buying Twitter followers under the Ogle Bros. shadow
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(2) Lincoln Riley
Round One: Defeated (15) Mike Stoops 554-101
Who: The new face of Sooner Football
Biggest Strength: Great offensive strategy
Biggest Weakness: Defense remains trash
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(7) Battison Honda Girl
Round One: Defeated (10) Scott from Scott's Motor Cars 466-188
Who: Local blonde lady selling shitty cars
Biggest Strength: Outfits too tight to breathe
Biggest Weakness: Reading cue cards
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