Come one, come all! Here we are at the final section of the second round. Choose wisely, choose well, and choose the one which makes you skin crawl less. By pride or by prudence, vote until you can't vote any longer.
(1) Emily Sutton vs (8) THC
(4) Olivia Munn vs (5) Kendra Horn
(3) Kyler Murray vs (11) Meg Alexander
(2) Steven Adams vs (7) Louie's Girls
Vote after the line!
(1) Emily Sutton
Round One: Defeated (16) Dippin Dots CEO 546-56
Who: Oklahoma’s most approachable meteorologist
Biggest Strength: Koalas and climate change knowledge
Biggest Weakness: Firemen
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(8) THC
Round One: Defeated (9) CBD 372-211
Who: The “dank” in “that dank kush.”
Biggest Strength: The state finally getting with the program
Biggest Weakness: Ignorant people fearing reefer madness
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(4) Olivia Munn
Round One: Defeated (13) Rit Mathis 510-86
Who: Hollywood actress who broke out of Oklahoma City
Biggest Strength: A hot, cosplaying nerd
Biggest Weakness: She isn’t my wife
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(5) Kendra Horn
Round One: Defeated (12) Gary England 402-193
Who: A blue beacon in a sea of red
Biggest Strength: Giving Democrats hope that a vote does count
Biggest Weakness: That same hope being dashed when Republicans don’t give a shit
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(3) Kyler Murray
Round One: Defeated (14) Scooters 371-150
Who: Heisman Trophy winning quarterback
Biggest Strength: Football (and baseball)
Biggest Weakness: Attends a school that only cares about how well he can play a sport
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(11) Meg Alexander
Round One: Defeated (6) David Payne 343-178
Who: Former Channel 25 host
Biggest Strength: Hilarious on-screen appearance
Biggest Weakness: Words
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(2) Steven Adams
First Round: Defeated (15) Sam Anderson 463-70
Who: Center for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strength: Fun charisma
Biggest Weakness: Known to play dirty sometimes
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(7) Louie's Girls
Round One: Defeated (10) Airco Brahs 378-140
Who: Beautiful, bosomy babes in local TV commercials
Biggest Strength: Making Louie’s look appealing
Biggest Weakness: Most likely won’t see them at an actual Louie’s
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